Don’t you just love sick days! Today so far I have had a revelation and learned something! And its only 10am I can’t wait to see what today will bring! I am always one of those people who has a list of people I can call when I need something; there is just a long list of things I never have to do for myself. Yes I am very fortunate, a self-proclaimed Empress. I noticed the other day Kade was picking up on this and starting to have a list of people as well; like how he seems to convince anyone to wipe his ass! Me being at the top, I refuse to be his ass wiper. Kade is 5 and if I am going to be 30 its scares me at how long this could go on for. I mean I have never cut my grass, rarely do the shoveling of my drive way, need help with everything electrical, I rarely pay for parking and have only changed the oil in my car once. Oh and up until a few years ago I hardly ever put my own gas in my car. Well yesterday, I got a parking ticket and I refuse to wipe Kade ASS. So noticing that is was time for a change, today I woke up and after several txt to my brother and online tutorials; I downloaded a song on iTunes and made a playlist on my iPod. I also came to the conclusion that smiling at the parking lot maintenance guy at work wasn’t going to cut it. So I better buck up, either pay for parking or the next I roll into that parking lot I better do it topless. I mean there isn’t 10K in my chest for nothing.
Some of you may be shocked to learn I actually have somewhat of a decent education that is still continuing, I am close to a business degree. As well as I sign up for everything daddy will pay for, as he is all for investing in my education. I am sure it’s out of fear that I might not get married and I might actually have to work for a living.
Anyway in short I now love iTunes; and tend to shorten my list of helpers; you know to teach Kade a lesson.
(You may notice poor punctuation and grammar as well as spelling. Either this was done on purpose or Patricia who normally dose my proof reading was unavailable)
